Salma Hayek gets married to a pile of endless cash…

Salma Hayek just married billionare Francois-Henri Pinault, in Paris, on Valentine’s Day. Que romantica! What’s more romantic, all that sick money. They are the perfect position to steal the reigns from Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie by actually just cutting out the middle man and buying the continent of Africa.  Here is what the AP had to say about the wedding.

I would like to let Salma know that I am also thirsty for milk. Actually, I’m lactose intolerant but am willing to overlook that. My lord, look at her boobs, they are booming! Salma just gave birth, so she is apparently still able to be philanthropic. Salma is saving the world one breast at a time. Maybe Angelina Jolie should take note. Just a thought.

An official at the City Hall in Paris’ 6th arrondissement says the Mexican-born actress wed French magnate Francois-Henri Pinault in a civil ceremony there Saturday. The official was speaking on condition of anonymity, in accordance with policy.

“The baby was perfectly healthy, but the mother didn’t have milk. He was very hungry. I was weaning Valentina, but I still had a lot of milk that I was pumping, so I breast-fed the baby. You should have seen his eyes. When he felt the nourishment, he immediately stopped crying.”

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